YEAR OF.
PEACH.
WOOD.
DRAGON FUZZ.

SHAKE // QUAKE // KICK OFF

BRICS // FOUR ROCKS IN A SLINGSHOT
JAXA // MOON SHOT // FLAG DROP
HAGE GEINGOB // FIND NAMIBIA ON MAP

CHIEFS // AGAIN // REDSKINS™
VEGAS // BLACK OUT // STRIP IN
NAVALNY // KREMLIN // PUTIN
BUKELE // EL SALVADORIAN

KIDS PLAY “KING OF THE HILL.”

FAYE // SENEGAL // TAX COLLECTOR
WHERE’S THAT?

BALTIMORE // COLLAPSE // SUE
TURKEY CHP // OLD BLOC // DÉJÀ VU

MORE FAKE NEWS:
ECUADOR // RAID // RIFT
TOTAL ECLIPSE.

AI MADE ART. HUMANS MADE GARBAGE.
AI MADE GARBAGE. HUMANS CALLED IT ART.

RICH STRIKE // SAT. // MAY 
BREEDERS // JAYAREBE // RIP

HANDS — EMPTY, POCKETS — DEEPER.
POCKETS — FULL, HANDS — EXACTA!

ABINADER // D.R.
LAND-SLIDE.
COAL // G7
PHASE-OUT.

PELLEGRINI IS A DRINK IN MOSCOW.
PANTHERS HOIST CUP.
SLOVAKS PLAY HOCKEY.

UN URGES CEASFIRE

SPACEX // CADETS
ELON // ORBITS

BILLIONAIRES // LADDERS // MOON
WRUNG.

MOON REJECTS.
HUMANS,
“YOU CAN’T AFFORD ME.”

UN URGES CEASFIRE

PRIME DAY // DEFORESTATION
PARIS “OFFENDS TEA PARTY”
DECLINES.

US OPEN // SABALENKA // SINNER
IT’S NOT GOLF!
PICKELBALL.
WINNER!

UN URGES CEASFIRE

TIN, TUNGSTEN, TANTALUM
APPLE 16 // NO APOLLO
1st BIRTHDAY // 1st SHOVEL.

UN ASSEMBLY // LEADERS. LEAD. 
DERR.

WE FOLLOW.

UN URGES CEASFIRE

HURRICANE LEE // CAT 5
DODGERS // IN FIVE

SOMEONE SOLD A TENT FOR A GALLON OF WATER.
SOMEONE DRANK CHAMPAGNE.

OKTOBER.FEST
FASHION WEEK > PEACE TALKS 
PROGRESS.

DEAR IRAN, 
…
REGARDS, 
ISRAEL

UN URGES CEASFIRE

// FLASHBACKS
KIBBUTZ // 911 // TERROR
ZIONISTS CARE,
“BLACK LIVES MATTER.”
HYPOCHRISTI.

≈45,000 KIA.
STOPPED COUNTING.
ESTIMATES. MATH. SCIENCE.
TRUTH.
FAKE NEWS!

INTIFADA // (R)AID
DAB.

NO LEFT TURN // TRUMPFETTI.
SUPREME COURT// SKRMETTI
COP29 // GREENWASHERY.
IMPEACHFUZZ.

FISH IN TUXEDOS 
PAY MORE RENT 
IN THIS CLIMATE.

NOBEL // AI // MICRORNA.
DIDDY // GETS DETENTION.
BLACK FRIDAY // CASH-AND-CARRY.
PRIZES!

UN URGES CEASFIRE

AFRICA.
WAR IS STILL A BRAND.
PEACE IS STILL A LIE.

HEALTHCARE // CEO
PREMIUM.
NETFLIX // TYSON
BUFFERING.

GEN O’ CIDE.
GAZA // 404 // NOT FOUND
SANS BORDERS // SANS LISTENING

JIHAD // SYRIA // FRIEND
“LOVE THY NEIGHBOR.”
“NEVER FORGET.”

“KING OF THE HILL.”

// WARM MONTHS.
282 AID WORKERS.
99 JOURNALISTS.
14,000 CHILDREN.
RECORDS!

TEXAS // FIND A BABY DAY
CLOTHES DROP OFF.
DONATION.

DO NATION.

// SIN BIN
TRUMP WINS.

2024 // ABUSER WITH A SMILE.

WAVE. 
TAKE EVERYTHING.

UN URGES CEASFIRE