CERTIFIABLY

2025-01-07
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1 min read

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TRUDEAU // EXIT STAGE LEFT.
OTTAWA // CANNIBALS.
POILIEVRE.
RIGHT TURN // SIGNAL.

“BUILD A WALL.”

ROBOTS // EAT SOCKS.
CES // CLEAN FREAK FUTURE.

TRUMP // CERTIFIED.
312 // FINAL SCORE
CERTIFIABLY.
AUTO-PILOT DEMOCRACY.

ROTUNDA.
©1776™
ANGRY MEN // CROWDED CADILLACS.
PROUD // INSURRECTARDNATION.
FLAGULENCE & FUGITIVES.
2021 // ARCHIVED

TAKE IT BACK!

SLAVERY? SUFFRAGE? CIVIL WAR?
AGAIN. AGAIN? WHEN?

GLOBES // GLASER
PAY LESS.
UNCENSOR // INCENSED 
AWARDS TO VICTIMS.

“YOU. DON’T. GET. TO. FEEL.”

YES,

THERE IS A VACUUM 
THAT WILL PICK UP YOUR DIRTY SOCKS.

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