20250104
MIDWEST // CORNAVAL.
TATER TOTS. // POUTINE.
HOARD SALT. // NO REBATES.
60 MILLION // PLAINSFOLK.
AUSTRIA // COALITION DIET
CHANCELLOR RESIGNS MID-SPOON.
EUROPE // PARENTS WITHOUT CUSTODY
FUTURE LEADERSHIP // SOGGY RAFT.
BIDEN // FREEDOM PINS
BONO: NET GROSS.
MESSI: OFFSHORE.
JOSÉ ANDRÉS: SALT.
HILLARY: DELETE. // RESET.
SOROS: COMMODITY.
GOODALL: PLANETARY.
MEANWHILE // PENGUINS MATE
NO ONE ASKS ABOUT THE PENGUINS.
NO INVITE TO DAVOS.
CHIEFS DEPART // TARMAC.